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I spy the: box of donuts, pie, Opra, my dog, your dog, a mexican, all of McDonalds, and a chihuahua… (hint, look between her fat rolls)

if nikiki minaj is a model than im having anal with Brooklyn Decker…

I’m sorry, but who ever made this “outfit” is high out of their mind! in other news, the san deigo zoo wants their starving anorexic peacock back..

BULLSHIT! go make me a sammich! bitch…

is it just me or does the woman on the right look like the woman on the far left?

Somebody is gonna go in the bathroom, puke, cut themself, and then look like el diablo’s dildo…

there i am

OMG… not another Joseph Kony thing

He’s a fucking virgin